Clara: “Someday you could just walk past a fez.”
11th Doctor: “Never gonna happen.”
“The Day of the Doctor”

“8 1/2th Doctor: “Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.”
“The Day of the Doctor”

Rizzo: “Gonzo, what’s your favorite holiday memory?
Gonzo: “Same as everybody else. Putting tapioca in my shorts and sliding down the chimney.”
“Lady Gaga and the Muppets Holiday Spectacular”

Agent Coulson: “It would be nice if for once Thor and his people sent down the God of Cleaning Up After Yourself. They probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing.”
“Agents of SHIELD”